Tonight Only, in Russian.

Our Saftey Record: [7] Days Since Last Accident (Nuke Plant)

Poachers Will Be Shot

You Rip It, You Buy It.

What If They Blew Up a Cat and nobody Laughed?

If You Can Find a Cheaper Lion, You Must Be in Africa.

You Pet It, You Bought It.

Non-Threatening Boys (Lisa's Magazine)

We Cram Fun down Your Throat

Puppies for Free or Best Offer

Seven Days without a Drink Makes Me Weak

No Mercury Dumping without a Permit (Lake Springfield)

Lionel Hutz (Also Expert Shoe Repair)

We Take the "Dolt" out of A-Dolt Education (Night School)

Private Wedding-Please Worship Elsewhere (Church)

Don't Eat Beef. Eat Deer. (From the Doctors)

Building a Better Future...for Him (Burns Co.)

Springfield Pet Shop:All Our Pets Are Flushable.

KJAZZ-152 Americans Can't Be Wrong

50 Million cigarette Smokers Can't Be Wrong! (Cigar Ad)

Invading Your Privacy for 60 Years (FBI Sign)

Join the Army... AND SEE THE OPPOSING ARMY!

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