Homer's Wish List
Written by Homer when he realizes he is going to die


Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today
Things To Do Before Dying


1. Make list
2. Eat a hearty breakfast
3. Make videotape for Maggie
4. Have man-to-man with Bart
5. Listen to Lisa play her sax
6. Make funeral arrangement
7. Make peace with dad
8. Beer with boys at the bar
9. Tell off the boss
10. Go hang gliding
11. Plant a tree
12. A final dinner with my beloved family


After Homer ate a badly prepared blowfish in a Japanese restaurant, Dr. Hibbert says that the poison will kill him in 24 hours, which means he has only one day left in his life. He made this list, but only got to some of them after the day. Surprise! He's not dead, although he's better off dead after he told off Mr. Burns...s
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