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I am Furious Yellow Episode Guide
Episode Info:Episode #DABF13 Original Airdate: 4/28/02 Writer: John Swartzwelder Director: Chuck Sheetz Guest Voice: Stan Lee as Himself Framegrabs: Click here for this episode's framegrabs Chalk Board Gag: N/A Storyline: During career day at Springfield Elementary, the creator of Danger Dog came to speak which inpsired children to come up with their own cartoon ideas. Bart creates a superhero called Danger Dude, and when he gave the script to Stan Lee, he said it stinks. So Bart goes home to think of better characters, which he finds his own father and calls him "Angry Dad". Angry Dad becomes extremely popular in school, and an internet company called "betterthantv.com" wants to make "Angry Dad" into an Internet Animated Cartoon. Bart gets as much stock as he wants in return for the strip. Angry Dad becomes more and more popular, but when Homer sees it at work, he becomes very angry. Homer's anger has gone out of control, he strangles Bart more fequently and punches the cat without knowing. To resolve this issue, Homer decides to be happy and never be angry again. Because of that, Bart has no material for his Angry Dad internet cartoon, so he decided to make a horrible trap to make Homer angry. Later, Bart finds out that the company has gone bankrupt, and all his stocks are worth nothing. He doesn't need any more material for the cartoon, but his trap is still there, and he's sure Homer will fall for it... and he does. Homer is stinged by cactus, attacked by smelly diapers, and falls into a pool of green paint. The Incredible Hulk is born! He goes and tries to destroy everything and get revenge on world. Finally, it turns out that Bart has saved Homer's life, because if the anger didn't come out, Homer could've been killed. Memorable Conversations: Stan Lee: You can't be The Hulk! I am The Hulk! (Tears his shirt and screams, but nothing happens) Really, I got it to work once... Comic Homer: Oh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up. (The headline says "You suck, Angry Dad") Comic Homer (gruffly): That's opinion, not news! His head inflates and his eyeballs explode Homer (laughing): That guy's hilarious. I especially liked his blue pants and white shirt. Wait a minute...Angry Dad is ME! Lenny: Yeah, didn't you know? You've been world famous for an hour now. Carl: You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site. Lenny: Which makes you ten trillionth overall. Homer: What kind of a monster would humiliate me like this? Comic Bart: (Comic Bart spraypaints a logo on Comic Homer's back)This has been a Bartoon presentation, in association with Ay Carumba Entertainment. (Comic Homer turns around and growls) Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee insulted me! But in Bizarro world, that means he likes me! Man on radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting? Homer: I hate them so much! Homer: Whoever knew anger was savin' my life? Bart: Ha ha, say it don't spray it. Homer: Aargh! You're trying to make me angry! ...thanks. Bart: You're not welcome. Homer: Aargh!... I love you. Bart: Ha ha! You love a boy! (Bart signs Angry Dad issue for Ralph) Ralph: Now I can't stand in line anymore. Bart: This little trap is going to make my dad angrier than he's ever been. Meanwhile, I gotta tell those Internet guys to hold tight. Milhouse: Can I come too? Bart: Good idea. You can speak nerd to them. Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart... Nerds are smart. Homer: I'm just passionate, like all us freaks. Marge: No, you're angry. Look, your punching the cat right now. Stan Lee: You don't want a Batman toy. You want something more dignified. Like The Thing. Database: Ahh, but only Batman can fit in my Batmobile. Stan Lee: The Thing can fit too. (breaks the car by forcing in The Thing figure.) Stan Lee: See? He's fitting already. Database: Ahh, you broke my Batmobile. Stan Lee: Broke? Or made it better?" (hums theme from Spider-Man while putting Marvel comics over DC comics on the rack.) Nelson: I'm coming up with my own cartoon character. It's call Danger Cat. Milhouse: Mine's called Trouble Dog. Ralph: I'm called Ralph! (Draws a triangle on his face and circles his eye) Bart: But I have 52 million shares! What's 52 million times zero? AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S ZERO! Paper boy: Paperboy!(throws paper at Homer) Milkman: Milkman!(throws milk carton at Homer) Piano lady: Piano lady!(throws piano at Homer) Flanders: (singing) God said to Noah, build yourself an arkie-arkie, animals came on board, onzies and twozies-twozies, elephants and kangaroozies-roozies... Homer: GRR! GRR! GRR!(pops 3 boils) Lisa: (Talking about anger management) The first step is admitting. Homer: Is it also the last step? Lisa: No... the last step is quitting. Homer: Very well then. I'm not gonna be Angry Dad for one day longer. I'm giving up anger forever. Marge: If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods. Homer: I SAID ANGER! Manager: Now, meet the voice of Angry Dad. Bart: OK, mac. Let's hear it. Voice of Angry Dad: Well, I was kinda thinking of something like...(Homer's voice)I'm a big fat idiot. Bart: Yeah, I think we have our Angry Dad. Voice of Angry Dad(Homer's voice): Woohoo! When do I get paid? Manager: In 2012. Voice of Angry Dad(Homer's voice): D'oh! Nelson: Will you sign Martin's cast? Martin: What cast? *Nelson punches Martin* Looks like I won't be swimming this summer. Lisa: Bart, this is just Dad. Bart: You know, it's a composite character. Your dad, my dad, little Maggie's dad... Lisa: No, it's JUST DAD. Bart: Maybe Angry Dad needs a sidekick know-it-all sister! Lisa: Can she have a pony? And the last line in the scene? Stan Lee: (reading Bart's comic strip) My spidey sense is tingling! Bart: It's that good? Stan Lee: Did I say spidey? I meant stinky. Nough' said. Bart: What did I do wrong? Comic Book Guy: Oh, I don't know. Try EVERYTHING! Lisa: The speakers are poor because we're letting just anybody do it. Groundskeeper Willie, Groundskeeper Willie's enemy Shamus... Skinner: Aw, yeah, Shamus. Skinner: Shamus, we won't need you to speak anymore. Shamus: What! What! Oh, so this is your doin', Willie? Wille: Aw, you speak like a poet, but you punch like one too! Man on TV: Tonight: When dinosaurs get drunk... Homer: Hmmm. (The dinosaur walks into the tar pit.) Homer: Heh, heh, heh. Oh, I've been there, man. Man on TV: ...has been cancelled. Homer: Huh? Man on TV: Instead we bring you the boring world of Neils Bohr. Homer: *splats his ice cream sandwich at the TV* My ice cream sandwich! AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE REMOTE?*talks angrily and tears the couch* Bart: Oh, this is perfect.(draws Homer destroying the couch)A couple of stinklines around his butt...and i'm done! Bart: Come on Angry Dad, get angry! Don't make me do a clip show! Bart: (sees Homer green and angry)Thank God his pants stayed on! Milhouse: Did you know mom's getting married? Milhouse's Dad: What?! Can we talk about this at home? Principal Skinner: You might as well talk about it now. Homer(singing):"They call me mellow yellow. Quite rightly." Notes: The names of the speakers were mentioned: Walter Mondam, Marvin Hamlish, Mark Fermin, Mr. Blackwell, Mr. T, and Jeff Jainkins. Danger Dog lives in Michigan, USA. Nelson's cartoon character is called Danger Cat, Milhouse's called Trouble Dog, and Bart's called Danger Dude. Stuff people are doing at the office of Betterthantv.com: Playing hand-pluck hockey, football, basketball, Xeroxing own butt, play baby-football, and playing Shark Salt video game. Items in Krusty's room: Krusty wall clock, Krusty alarm clock, Krusty lunch box, Krusty toothbrush, Krusty toothpaste, Sideshow Mel (with yellow hair) in cannon model, and Krusty posters. Comics in the Android Dungeon: JIM, Zoidzilla, Radioactive Man, Superman, X-Men, Captain Space, Power Person, The Man, Batman There are 10 coins shot into the ceiling. Homer uses Churchill Downers: Horse Tranquilizer to rid himself of anger. There are about 16 donuts that lured Homer into Bart's trap. Homer went through five catcuses and eleven smelly diapers on string. Bart used three buckets of green paint to fill the rubber pool. The Android Dungeon is adjacent to Skip's Diner. |
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