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Pray Anything Episode Guide
Episode Info:Episode #EABF06 Original Airdate: 2/9/2001 Writer: Sam O'Neal and Neal Boushell Director: Michael Polcino Guest Voice: Lisa Leslie as Herself Framegrabs: Click here for this episode's framegrabs Chalk Board Gag: SPONGE BOB IS NOT A CONTRACEPTIVE Storyline: When Flanders wins the half-time money shot WNBA game, Homer asks him what the key is to such luck and fortune. Ned Flanders says that hard work, honest living, and flossing his teeth is his secret... plus a little bit of praying each day. Homer, being lazy as himself, focused on the praying part only. He prayed to find his remote control, and finds out that praying does work for him. He begins to pray for many other things. His prayer for a new home pays off when he goes to church and falls into a hole outside of the church. He sued the church and in return, he got the deed for the church, because the church can't afford to pay one million dollars to him. With Homer in charge of the church, he turns it into a party place. Without a place to preach, Reverend Lovejoy and his wife decided to leave town because preaching in Barney's Bowlarama and living with the Flanders is too unbearable. Back in the church, Marge asks that if Homer's actions are making God furious, Homer replies with a "I on ow". Soon, heavy rainfall begins and Homer is struck by lightning while standing on a bench. Springfield started flooding because of the overwhelming rainfall. When the Springfieldians are trapped on the roof of the church, Reverend Lovejoy arrives with his helicopter. He leads the Springfieldians to a prayer to ask for forgiveness from God. He saved the Springfieldians from another "Noah's Ark". Memorable Conversations: Bart: Lisa Leslie, you got game! Lisa Leslie: I think you mean... I HAVE game? Try to speak correctly. Bart: You go girl! Lisa Leslie: Yes, I will depart, unless your bad grammar rip off on me... Moe: (Mascot Swish sits on Moe and brushes his hair) Hey come back! I love you!!! (Grabs on to Swish and reveals that she is actually Poor Old Gil) Gil: Ah... darn it! Swish was everything I'm not... Moe: Put the head back on... Moe: Can't we just pretend that you are really a girl...? Gil: Well... for how long? Moe: (Proposes to Gil with wedding ring in hand) for the rest of our lives... Homer: You know I used to think that God only helped professional athelets and grammy winners, and now I realized that he helps schmoes like me too... Homer: Dear Lord, as I think of you, dressed in white, with your splendid beard, I am reminded of Colonel Sanders, who is now seated at your right hand, shoveling popcorn chicken into thy mouth. Lord, could you come up with a delicious new taste treat like he did? (claps twice) I command you! Marge: You know... most people pray silently... Homer: Marge! He's way the hell up there! Church Marquee: GOD: THE ORIGINAL TONY SOPRANO Lawyer: You have rights... you deserve financial compensation. Dr. Nick: He got me 60 thousand dollars! And I was driving drunk in the graveyard! Lawyer: Now you're my first client who actually is injured. And according this book (THE LAW), this is a BIG plus! Jury: Okey Doke... we find for Mr. Simpson the sum of one million dollars. Lovejoy: We don't have THAT kind of money... we're not a SYNOGOGUE!?! Church Marquee: HOUSEWARMING PARTY - LET THERE BE LIGHT BEER Ned Flanders: (Pretending to be Noah) Ok, got two of every animal... I don't want any hankey-pankey... (looking at the side mirror) Hey, hey, hey! Cut that out! Notes: When the carpenter takes a piece of the Simpson's kitchen wall the whole thing cracks and falls apart. For a split second before the wall crumbles apart you can see a picture of "Washington Crossing the Delaware" outlined in the cracks. The display outside of the stadium reads: Tonight: WNBA Basketball - Courtside Seats 30 Cents The 7ft Chinese female basketball player is a parody of the Chinese male basketball player Yao Ming. The WNFL ticket reads: Cowgirls vs She-Gles There are 22 imprints in the Simpsons' garden which means Homer passed out 22 times in the lawn. Ned Flanders uses a pink flower wallpaper for his house. The advertisements on the Monkey Olympics are: Fox Network, Laramie Cigarettes and Omnitouch. The First Church of Springfield Bulletin reads: (Picture of Homer sleeping in church) Did Jesus die for this? |
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