Bartman Adventures: Episode One - The Haunted Cave
Written by Create13



Bartman (Bart Simpson), Lisa the Conjuror (Lisa Simpson), Maggeena (Maggie), and Houseboy (Milhouse Van Hounten) walked into the dark cave on the halloween night...

Bartman: According to the myths, this cave should be haunted this very Halloween.

Houseboy: Uh, I don't like this place, Bart... I mean, Bartman...

Lisa: Well how else are we going to get rid of the ghosts... tap the outside of the cave?

Suddenly, with a snap, the ground broke open and Bartman fell into darkness.

Houseboy: I knew something like this would happen!

Lisa: We have to go down and save him!

Houseboy: No way! We could--

But Lisa pushed Houseboy down, and jumped in after him soon after with Maggeena. They landed in a minecart with Bartman in there, knocked out.

Lisa: Wake up, Bartman!

Houseboy: Oh no! A mincart! What if it starts moving....?

Lisa: It won't even budge due to the fact that this cave/mine has been abandoned for like, 700 years.

Houseboy: What about the g-ghosts...?

Suddenly the minecart started to move down the rusty tracks, and they all screamed, except Bart who was still unconcious.

Houseboy: I knew this would happen!

Lisa: Oh, shut up...

The minecart swerved down the tracks, jumping over jumps, and knocking into walls. Soon they came to the end of the tracks.

Lisa: We're gonna die!

Houseboy: I knew this would happen!

They all fall off the edge, and fall out of the minecart, landing on the hard rocky ground below. A few minutes later they all open their eyes...

Houseboy: Am I... dead?

Lisa: Sigh... yes...

Houseboy: Waaa! Mommy!

Lisa: Uh-oh... where's Bartman?

They hear a groan from in the darkness... but don't worry. It's just Bart. He scrambles out, covered in sores, and ripped clothes.

Bartman: Ow.

Lisa: Bartman! Are you okay?!

Bartman: You don't have to call me Bartman! There's nobody actually here to keep my secret from...

Voice: Isn't there?

Suddenly a ghostly image flew up to the gang. It looked exactly like Mr Burns...

Lisa: Mr Burns?! YOU'RE A GHOST?!

Mr Burns: Yes, sadly. I was down here hunting for gold when I was suffocated after a group of rocks crushed me.

Bartman: Well at least you're okay NOW...

Mr Burns: Uh... I'm dead...

Bartman: Yeah but you're not in Hell, now ARE you?

Mr Burns: Actually, after my death I DID go to Hell. But The Devil gave me one chance to get into Heaven... I had to kill someone here on Earth...

The kids stood there, looking shocked.

Houseboy: I knew this would happen.

Lisa: Sigh.

Mr Burns flew to Lisa and wrapped his arms around her neck..

Bartman: Lisa! Nooo!

Bartman ran up to Mr Burns and kicked his grey dead face. He let go of his grip, and they all ran off.

Lisa: How do we get out of here?!

Bartman: The only way out is up! But maybe...

SMASH! A pile of rocks fell on top of Mr Burns... again.

Mr Burns: Blast.

Bartman: At least we're safe.

Suddenly the kids all fell through the ground once more, but landed into the sewers. They climbed out and onto the streets...

Bartman: What an adventure.

Lisa: Yep, and the world is safe from Mr Burns.

Houseboy: Wow... we survived!

Lisa: See? Never doubt the heros.

Houseboy: Hey! I'm a hero too!

Bartman: SURE you are...

All except Houseboy start laughing. And they don't even notice the speeding truck heading towards them.

To be continued...
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