My Heir, My Future
Written by Monty_Burns



Yesterday a thought came into my head, I wanted an heir. Someone to inherit my vast vast vast fortune. I thought for a moment that if I took Marge on a date, I might be able to persuade her into getting pregnant.

I saw the door open, due to embarrassment I didn・t ask Marge straight away but I did ask her about

the date, "Where is it?" she asked sounding like she was so excited and curious. I then added "I haven・t arranged it yet dear...."

I had to go and ask Smithers to arrange this date I just had to!

"Smithers" I shouted calling him over. "How much will it be for a date at my house tonight?"

Smithers actually said it was FREE "Nothing sir, it actually is your home, why don・t you invite all your employees and charge them the money!"

I sat up in my chair in alarm "Smithers you moron they・re bananas, I can・t invite a big bundle of bananas!"

".................................why don・t you just change them back?" suggested Smithers and what did I think? I thought it was a great idea, to show who Marge really loves!

I had to go and tell Marge, "Marge, Marge I・ve got a little surprise for you.....!"

Marge looked surprised "Like what Monty?"

I held out a blue velvet dress before I could even speak she asked "How much was it, and what is it for?"

I looked at her like she broke my heart every time I saw her "......you・re coming on a date tonight with me, now put it on dear we don・t want to be late do we?"

I was sat there 45 minutes until she walked out, I could barely breathe. She broke my heart so much that I nearly had an heart attack, no way I could dance with her like I did with her mother..........I・m not as energetic as I once was that night.

".................................come on, darling let・s go" I said gripping her hand tightly.

This was going to be a very rubbish date because everyone was still bananas.

"Smithers, why didn・t you change them back?..........................oh forget it Marge dear you can show Homer how much you love him by eating him!" I shouted laughing ".................I think I can feel a stroke coming on......ahhhhh excellent!"

The next day failing to ask her on the date, I had to ask her to get pregnant, for my heir. I saw her doing some paperwork "Marge, darling can you talk?" I asked eager to ask her.

"Sure Monty" she said.

"....................please get pregnant, I really want an heir." I said really embarrassed.

"Monty you shouldn't say that out loud.......talk to me later, Smithers might be listening in" replied Marge embarrassed herself.

"Ok, do it later as long it's before I die!" I muttered walking out of the room in embarrassment.

So it would be later when I would finally have my heir and they can inherit my large fortune when I die.
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