"Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me." (7G13)


"Part of this D-minus belongs to God." (7F03)


"Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing." (7F01)


"Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules (the 10 commandments)" (7F13)


"I've been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty band vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn't have a seven or an eight, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far (the Kamp Krusty)" (8F24)


"But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace." (9F22)


"I didn't do it." (1F11)


"I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just get a new house (because of Stampy the Elephant)" (1F15)


"He's (Ned Flanders) going to kill Rod and Todd, too! That's horrible... in principle." (1F22)


"Well, Jessica. I don't think we should hang out together anymore. You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug." (2F04)


"No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than you half-assed overparenting." (2F07)


"You're a pin monkey? Wow! Finally, I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job!" (2F10)


"Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before (when she became a policewoman)" (2F21)


"Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul! It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson!" (3F02)


"Cmon, it's eleven o'clock. I need some sugar." (3F18)


"I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try." (4F16)


"Please don't make me stay (military school), Dad! I'll do anything you say! I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!" (4F21)


"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day (Christmas) - the birth of Santa?" (5F07)


"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows." (AABF10)


"Man, captivity blows." (AABF14)


"Good-bye, Japan! I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken and your sparkling, whale-free seas." (AABF20)