"Look (to Kudos and Kang), I know that to you we Simpsons are a lower order of life. We face that prejudice every day of our lives, but we are happy on our little planet." (7F04)


"Oooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!" (7F01)


"Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself. I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound. But here gose: I believe in you." (7F08)


"I'll be playing my first solo. If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday." (7F06)


"But, mom! If you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots." (7F09)


"A man who envies our family is a man who needs help." (8F05)


"Well, I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. I'll avoid the horros of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs. And I may or may not die young, I haven't decided." (8F15)


"What's so special about this game (football game) anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini mall so we built a bigger mini mall. They made the world's largest pizza so we burnt down their City Hall. (1F14)


"I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello, even Maggie has the baby with the one eyebrow." (1F18)


"I just think you and Jessica (Lovejoy) are too different from each toher to get along. She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter and you're the devil's cabana boy." (2F04)


"I'm impressed you (Bart) were able to write so legibly on your own butt." (2F13)


"Relax? I cna't relax. Nor can i yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my god! I'm losing my perspicacity!" (2F19)


"I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny." (3F03)


"Hi. I remember you (Troy McClure) from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll." (3F15)


"Dad, you tell everybody everything! Even Moe knew when I threw up on a the dentist!" (3F17)


"Friends? These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal and even he's kiseed more boys than I ever will." (3F22)


"Principal Skiner, remember how I didn't sue when I found that scorpion in my applesauce? Well, I'm calling in a favor." (5F05)


"Isn't there any way I can change my DNA, like sitting on the microwave?" (4F24)


"They want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap they'll be blowin' their nose with a pancake!" (5F15)


"Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch 'The McLaughlin Group'?" (5F20)


"We've only got nine, maybe ten years tops, when we can giggle in church and, and chew with our mouths open and go days without bathing. We'll never have that freedom again." (5F20)