"There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back." (7G03)


"Homer, maybe it's the Champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy." (8F10)


"When I found out about this (Homer going to space), I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, the napprehensive, then... kind of sleepy, then worrried, and the nconcerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do.


"Lisa, hello! How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a 'lift', a mile is called a 'kilometer', and botulism is called 'steak and kidney pie'." (2F15)


"Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding (Lisa's)." (2F15)


"I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive (when the PTA disbanded). This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat." (2F19)


"How dare you prey on the greedy and stupid like this? (to snake after cheating Homer $20)" (2F21)



"When I took your father's name, I took everything that came with it, including DNA." (2F20)


"Homer, I don't want to leave Springfield. I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and i'm not about to hoist myself out of it." (3F23)


"Well, most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man - but those women are quitters! "(4F01)


"Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends." (4F07)


"I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky." (4F08)


"Homer, you know how unpredicatable the French are. One minute they're kissing a woman's hand, the next they're chopping off her head." (5F020


"That's right. I'm a witch! And I'm the one who withered your livestock, soured your sheep's milk, and made your shirts itchy." (5F02)


"Hey kids! I made your favorite cookies: Christmas trees for the girls and bloody spearheads for Bart." (5F07)


"Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance; it's a little thick, but the price is right." (5F20)


"I brought you tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are." (5F21)